Bands that will turn you gay

hunsonisgroovy:

According to this idiot… here are some of the bands that he think will turn you into a homosexual. 

  • John Mayer
  • Coldplay
  • Elton John (because he’s already gay… therefore can turn you gay… wtf?)
  • Jonas Brothers
  • Vampire Weekend
  • The Killers
  • Rilo Kiley
  • Death Cab for Cutie
There’s a huge huge list. Please spam his email or send him a virus. 

Or do what I did, and call him gay simultaneously. I hope he prays so hard he shits. Twice.