Bands that will turn you gay
According to this idiot… here are some of the bands that he think will turn you into a homosexual.
There’s a huge huge list. Please spam his email or send him a virus.
- John Mayer
- Coldplay
- Elton John (because he’s already gay… therefore can turn you gay… wtf?)
- Jonas Brothers
- Vampire Weekend
- The Killers
- Rilo Kiley
- Death Cab for Cutie
Or do what I did, and call him gay simultaneously. I hope he prays so hard he shits. Twice.